PC: Hey, today’s payday. I’m gonna cash my check and hit the town. Would you like to join me?
Mac: You bet. Can I borrow twenty dollars?
PC: What? Isn’t it payday for you too?
Mac: No, QuickBooks doesn’t support payroll for Macs.
PC: So you don’t get paid?
Mac: No, Mac doesn’t get paid.
PC: Uuh…well…I don’t actually know yet if I’m going out or not. I’ll call you.
Are Macs Democrats? PC's Republican? Check out this Salon.com video. It's funny.
Are Mac users young? Check out this Macworld article.